Sooner or later, I will learn the truth.

Or one of my coworkers will either turn State's evidence on another, or cop to it(Pun intended) his or her own self.

Or I will hire an investigative reporter to ferret out the criminal, so they can be... thanked.

Who left the amazing chocolate raspberry cake on my desk this morning?

Which one of you guys was baking during the hurricane? That's my gig!

(I know the pie was Wabbit. I noticed the flour in the kitchen this morning.)